Wednesday 22 September 2010

The Masochist Film Review…


Cinematically I’ve been spoilt recently… Successful film adaptations of graphic novels Kick Ass and Scott Pilgrim have meant that numerous other page to screen translations have been given the greenlight. The Avengers ensemble movie is in the pipeline, the finishing touches have been made to the script of the latest Batman film and non-mainstream comics such as Preacher and The Boys could see their way to the big screen. My cinema-going calendar is already bulging.

To save myself from comic book movie overload I’ve decided to watch some films I would never dream of ordinarily. Films that would make my skin crawl and bring me out in cold sweats. You know the ones, where you pray the trailers last a little longer so that it’s another minute you're spared from hell. Hopefully it’ll make me appreciate the films I want to see just that little bit more.

To kickstart this new direction, I’ve decided to offer myself up as a sacrifice to the film gods and let others choose a bad film for me to review. Below is a list of three films that are currently in the cinemas which I would never go see under threat of torture. Whichever gets the most votes, I’ll watch and try to give a fair review (or maybe not, depending on how bad it is). I understand that one or more of the choices may actually to by your taste but then I’m also counting on my good taste in friends and anyone who may happen to stumble on here.

If you want to vote, leave a comment below, email me or let me know via the magic of Facebook. Voting closes at some stage over the weekend, or when I think to check back here.

1 - Eat Pray Love



2 - Pirahana 3D



3 - Marmaduke



The Masochist Film Review: Watching bad films so you don’t have to...

Friday 20 August 2010

Scott Pilgrim Vs The World: A Review





Cast: Michael Cera, Mary Elizabeth Winstead, Jason Schwartzman, Keiran Culkin
Running Time: 113mins
Director: Edgar Wright


Another comic-book, another film adaptation however SPVTW is the strongest crossover for a long time. Sticking close to Brian Lee O’Malley’s series of graphic novels, it tells the tale of a Canadian slacker who falls for violet-haired delivery girl Ramona Flowers. In his attempts to woo her, he has to fight AND defeat her seven evil exes who banded together to control her future love life.

Loaded with old-school video game references including those to Street Fighter and Mortal Kombat, the film is punchy, mirroring the comic book style, and time and distance are dealt with by slick editing that moves the plot along quickly.

With six volumes to work from, there was always going to be some plot and character casualties but director Edgar Wright and screenplay writers Michael Bacall and O’Malley himself managed to condense the best of the books into a coherent 113 minute movie. There are some scenes that could do with more explanation and some evil exes don’t get as much screen time as others but given that the books drag somewhat halfway through, they did an excellent job.

Although Michael Cera has done the 'awkward but cool' character several times now, there’s nobody out there who could play the title role better. And when Pilgrim starts to become proactive towards his situation, he plays determined quite well.


As love interest Romana Flowers, Mary Elizabeth-Winstead will no doubt inspire a wave of roller-blading, rainbow-haired groupies but doesn’t doing anything spectacular with the character. This may not entirely her fault though, as Flowers does need fleshing out a tad more and lacks dimension beyond being a bitch and trying not to be.

Jason Schwartzman, Chris Evans and Brandon Routh are all excellent as evil exes, giving over-the-top performances without being ridiculous. After the Superman Returns debacle, hopefully this will give Routh another shot at the stardom that he thoroughly deserves.


While it has been compared to fellow comic book adaptation Kick Asss, this is a different beast completely. The fight scenes are well choreographed and slick with fantasy elements. While Kick Ass is grounded in the real world, you're never quite sure if this is all going on in our eponymous hero's head or if they live in a fantasy world inspired by video games.

SPVTW can be many things – a rom-com, an action film, a geek’s wet dream and metaphor for the baggage that we all carry. It’s all about learning and growing and stuff.


Friday 28 May 2010

Cashing in on comics

 
It’s no secret that comic books are now mainstream. That sort of crucial insight is not why you’ve clicked onto this page. With every other comic book series being optioned for a film, some even before the second issue hits the shelves and clothing available with obscure comic book characters - “Who’s that on your t-shirt?” “Dunno, looks cool though…” – everyone seems to be jumping on the comic book bandwagon. Even Virgin Trains has decided to up its cool quotient with its latest advertising campaign.



Costing £6.3m, the posters show calm and relaxed Virgin Trains’ passengers looking out of the window at a zombie attack on the motorway below. Yes, that’s right, a zombie attack. Not sure if it’s implying that anybody who drives cars is more likely to succumb to an undead assault or that reaching Birmingham in less than 90 minutes is a sure-fire way to survive the apocalypse but it’s certainly bringing comic book content to the masses in a unique way.

Virgin Trains sales and marketing director Sarah Copley says of the new campaign: “The time is right for us to be truly brave in championing Virgin Trains as the liberating way to travel. This campaign will make consumers think carefully about their travel choices particularly where long distance car and domestic air journeys are concerned, with the advantages of Virgin Trains being made clear in an eye catching and hard hitting way.”

Fair enough but what’s next? “Carlsberg don’t create superheroes but they’d probably be the best…” or “A Mars a day helps you save the world”.

Rubbish made-up slogans aside, I’m undecided if this direction is a good thing or not for comics. It creates a new audience that may not have enjoyed the medium before and who may bring some new voices or ideas to the comic book world. Or perhaps it’s cheapening it.

Do advertising agencies care about a medium they are using for a campaign? Maybe, maybe not. Perhaps they shouldn’t. Or perhaps the onus lies with comic book creators? No, they’re not responsible for this sort of campaign but if they’re selling rights to the movie at a second’s notice then the medium is cheapened already and the damage is done. Of course, a writer refusing to sign over the rights to a works doesn’t mean a damn thing, take the example of Alan Moore, he refused to sign over Watchmen and V for Vendetta, but they still got made. Publishers perhaps? As much as they want to entertain, they are businesses at the end of the day and are looking to make money, if they don’t do that they can’t produce comics anymore.

Who else does that leave? Us, the readers? Should we be condoning our beloved comics being used in this way? What can we do? Boycott them? Not look at advertisements featuring comic illustrations? Perhaps we have to grin and bear it while continuing to enjoy our medium, while telling ourselves that we enjoy it on a whole other level to everyone else.
 

Tuesday 11 May 2010

Who here has issues?



I feel that I must confess something – I’m not actually a huge comic book fan… Before you click off this page in disgust, please allow me to explain. I’m not against comics, having been a fan of the medium for over 20 years it's just I’ve always preferred the graphic novel approach to collections rather than individual issues.

To me a graphic novel is more accessible and allows newer fans to introduce themselves to the medium. The back catalogue of stories would be impossible to source in comic book form, a collection makes the job so much easier.

Imagine attempting to work through Crisis on Infinite Earths and piecing together the whole story issue by issue with the added danger of missing one in the middle. It’d be tough. I’m not even sure if the full collection of comics for this storyline exists out there anywhere besides DC headquarters. I recently came across issues one, three, five and seven of Final Crisis in a second hand shop. Why on earth anyone would buy or keep the others and not these is beyond me but at the time I hazarded a guess that not having every second issue would hamper my enjoyment of the series and back in the box they went.


Maybe I’m missing out on something. The last single issue of a comic that I bought was the concluding part of Batman RIP as I just couldn’t wait for the collection to be released and I wanted to see how the Caped Crusader allegedly met his demise. The excitement of clutching that hot off-the-press comic in my sweaty paw as I marched home determined to savour every frame of it was quite interesting but since I’m a quick reader it probably took me longer to buy the comic than it did to complete the damn thing.

Given my enforced speed-reading abilities I rarely feel that buying a comic is good value and I’m also the impatient sort so don’t like waiting a week, a fortnight or a month to find out what happens next. I find it much better to ignore the series until it’s released in trade paperback form. Does this make me a philistine? Probably. Does it increase my enjoyment of comics (in the larger sense)? Definitely.


How do you take your comics? Issue by issue or trade paperback collection? Leave a comment and let me know.

Sunday 2 May 2010

Mark Millar's Nemesis #1




Catching up on the comic book universe after a marathon Walking Dead spell, I finally picked up the first issue of Mark Millar’s Nemesis. Hot on the heels of Kick Ass, his new series answers the question that apparently every comic book fan has been asking – what if the hero decided to be bad?

Touted by Millar as “Batman but a total cunt”, the eponymous Nemesis is depicted as a criminal mastermind with resources to make Tony Stark insecure. Dressed all in white with no logos, the character kills without remorse and once he sets his sights on someone, they may as well kiss their loved ones goodbye and make sure their affairs are in order.

Nemesis the character seems to be a combination of Batman and the Joker, splicing together the drive and resources of the former with the psychotic tendencies of the latter. As the image below illustrates, Millar doesn’t shy away from this comparison.



Although only one issue in, the character has captured the imagination of readers and there is already talk of a film adaptation. Millar has the knack of giving his fans what they want, even if they didn’t know that they wanted it. With Kick Ass, he provided a hero for the YouTube generation and here he shows us what would happen if Bruce Wayne, Tony Stark or Oliver Queen decided that helping people is for losers and that it’s cooler to be bad. Not an anti-hero, but just an out-and-out villain.

Some sites have given the first issue bad reviews, but the series needs to be given a chance. The main character and his next target, a media-friendly, God-fearing Commissioner Gordon-type have to be allowed time to grow – at least wait until the third issue before condemning Millar. Sure the characters are slightly one-dimensional at first glance but this is most likely a clearing of the throat before the full stories of both the antagonist and protagonist are revealed.

Saturday 20 March 2010

The Art of War



War. Huh. What is it good for? Inspiring graphic novels it seems. As often is the case, great events boil down to ordinary people and the decisions they make. The following novels focus on ordinary people whose lives were changed by war or even helped instigate it. If you haven’t read some or one of these novels, like peace, give it a chance.


Maus

(Art Spiegelman, 1972-1991)


Art Speigelman’s account of his father’s experiences in World War II manages to educate, amuse and break the reader’s heart all at once. In his honest and hard-hitting biopic, Jews are depicted as mice and Nazis as cats, allowing him to chronicle the travesties that occurred in the era without turning the reader off.

Speigelman doesn’t pull any punches when describing the relationship between him and his father. His frustration at his father’s unwillingness to let go of the past is obvious and a short interlude that deals with his mother’s death, which was originally published early on in Speigelman’s career, is harrowing, especially given that it is drawn with 'humans' rather than animals.

Maus is both a tribute to a survivor and a cathartic tool that Speigelman uses to chronicle his father’s experiences of the war and how he feels towards him. Rather than focusing heavily on the war that shaped his father’s life, he hones in on how he survived, making it one mouse’s tale.

The book has won numerous awards, including a Pulitizer Prize and is often described as the most important graphic novel ever. This is not just lip service, the book is a must-read for graphic novel fans and anybody looking for their next read should be pointed in the direction of this classic.



Persepolis

(Marjane Satrapi, 2000)


An autobiography of the author’s childhood and teenage life in Iran, Persepolis shows the world of war through the eyes of a child.

Chronicling Satrapi's youth, from the age nine until her early twenties, the book shows life under the rule of the Shah and during the Iran-Iraq war, focusing on how a child copes with constant upheaval and a repressive political environment.

Forced to grow up far too quickly, Satrapi is sent to live in Vienna alone and faces the prejudices of other students. She gets involved in an unhealthy relationship and ends up on the streets for several months. She eventually finds out that her family has been looking for her and manages to get home to Iran. Upon her return, the changing Iran jars with her Western education and experiences.

Filled with asides on the history of Iran and its troubled politics, Persepolis provides readers with an honest account of what life was like in a country unable to express itself freely. From children buying bootleg tapes of American rock music to adults having illicit parties that were often broken up by the police, the entire country is forced to suppress and hide any leanings toward Western culture. In the end, Satrapi has to make a choice about how she wants to live the rest of her life. Should she should adhere to her country’s beliefs at the expense of her personal dreams.

A chapter of the world’s history that is sometimes overlooked, the story provides the right balance between educating the reader and giving a personal insight to what life was like in Iran in the seventies and eighties.



Blood Upon The Rose

(Gerry Hunt, 2009)


Blood Upon The Rose covers the Irish Easter Rising that took place in 1916. With the centenary of this event only a few year’s away, it’s important that a pivotal moment in Irish history was chronicled in an accessible way for a new generation.

The story of the week-long siege in Dublin and the men and women who died for Irish freedom is gutting and a harsh lesson in history. They knew that they were going to fail and therein lies their victory, they had nothing to lose and managed to hold the might of the British army at bay for a full week with limited resources. Within six years, Ireland was declared a free state with its own government.

The graphic novel is not without its flaws; it starts on the day of the Rising and ends as soon as the failing rebellion is over, expecting the reader to know the background information. While this history is taught in Irish schools, it may mean nothing to an international audience.

Some pages of explanation regarding the events that lead to the Rising would go a long way to enhance the story. It does briefly go through the aftermath and what happened to the leaders of the rebellion, but the story can lack context, and the novel would be richer if it contained more of what happened after the Rising and how it was a turning point in Irish history. That said, the artwork is perfect for the story’s era – dark, grimy and harsh – and should be read by anyone with an interest in Irish history.



Making history more accessible is never a bad thing, and these three collections highlight strifes that may not be as well known in other countries or give a new perspective on an event that is known the world over. Unfortunately, apart from Maus, graphic novels that deal with history are not always given the credit they deserve and there is certainly a case to be made for some collections to become part of the school cirriculum.

Monday 1 March 2010

From printed page to silver screen



With the impending release of the Kick Ass film and all of the attention it is receiving, Fortune Favours looks at some other serials that have yet to make it to the big screen and who should be in the cast.


The Boys

(Garth Ennis, 2006 - Present)

Turning the superhero world upside down, a group of CIA agents take on corrupt superheroes. Characters such as the Homelander and Tek Knight parody staple comic book characters. The Boys, who are made up of calculating Butcher, loyal Mother’s Milk, rookie Wee Hughie, off-kilter Frenchie and the silent-but-deadly Female, tackle superhero groups who abuse their power. Everything about the Boys’ universe is slightly different from what we know – superheroes are bad, the Brooklyn Bridge was destroyed at 9/11 and the CIA are depicted as acting in the public’s best interest.

A film has been optioned by Columbia Pictures but since the initial hype of the series has somewhat cooled, it may be sometime before the The Boys are unleashed on the movie world. However, this may be the most filmable series available to Hollywood.



Casting Couch

The character of Wee Hughie was designed for Simon Pegg and when an adaptation is made, he will be the first to be cast. Lazy casting directors will probably look to Vinnie Jones for Butcher but I would have serious doubts if he had the acting chops to pull it off. Ving Rhames is spot on for second-in-command Mother’s Milk.

If I were to cast the superheroes, I would have Hollywood stars in the roles to further emphasis the what seems to be good is bad twist of the series Brad Pitt for the Homelander and Angelina Jolie as Queen Maeve would be a good start.


Preacher

(Garth Ennis/Steve Dillon, 1995 – 2000)

At one point touted to be a HBO mini-series, this American road trip epic took in one man’s search for God after he is infused with an unholy offspring of an angel and a demin. Joined by hard-drinking Irish vampire Cassidy and reformed hitwoman girlfriend Tulip, Preacher Jesse Custer travels across America in search of the man upstairs who has gone into hiding. The unlikely group however are being pursued by Herr Starr, the leader of a religious group obsessed with the bloodline of Christ and the Saint of Killers, an Angel of Death-style character with a score to settle with everyone.

Sam Mendes has been linked to the project but according to scriptwriter John August “there’s no release date, no cast, no locations, no nothing”. The scribe will however have his work cut out if he is to condense nine volumes into a two-hour movie without losing any of the quality. A mini-series would be ideal for this serial, allowing for all of the secondary characters to get the time they deserve.

Casting Couch

Ben Kingsley or Patrick Stewart would be perfect for the whore-mongering, calculating Starr. Unfortunately vampires are in vogue now, so it would need the perfect actor to play Cassidyas something different to every other bloodsucker out there, Aidan Gillen could pull off this dark character that has far too many skeleton in his closet. James Marsden was linked with the role of Jesse in 2002 and while he may be visually similar to the character, he doesn’t have the determination of Custer.



Sandman

(Neil Gaiman, 1989 - 1996)

From the mid-eighties to the early nineties, this was the graphic novel to be reading. Chronicling the work of lead character, Dream, it took in death and Shakespeare with everything in between.
The series flirted with the actual DC Comics universe with characters Constantine and Element Girl making appearances. With arcs and stand-alone stories in equal measure, every tale in the series is told beautifully and is a joy to read and consume.

Like the Watchmen up until its release, there is always talk of a Sandman movie. Gaiman has received several scripts but has yet to settle on anything. While some of Gaiman’s work has made the jump to the big screen such as Coraline and Stardust, any attempt to make this saga into a feature film or heaven forbid, a series, would fall extremely short.

Casting Couch

Johnny Depp would be the first port of call for Dream if a film was to be made. The character looks like Gaiman himself and perhaps he would be the man to play the role – despite his lack of acting experience, he knows the character the best, if he could convey on screen the same character he created for the page, it could be a piece of dream casting that would perhaps satisfy the strongest of fans.


There are many more comic book serials that have the potential to be made into a film or series. Post the ones you’d like to see made into a movie and who would be on your casting couch.

Sunday 10 January 2010

Where can the DC Universe go from here?







The DCU is lumbering from one crisis to another but is it all becoming a blur?

We’ve had deaths, rebirths, numerous crises and the blackest night ever seen all within the past five years and the entire universe is in danger of collapsing under its own weight.

In the past 47 years there have been 25 Crises and that’s not including stories that crossover several characters such as year-long saga 52 or the current Blackest Night series, which I would class as a ‘crisis’ considering millions of people are rising from the dead.

While I’m all for meaty storylines, it’s starting to become white noise now. I pretty much skimmed Final Crisis as I was a tad tired of my universe constantly being in danger. Blackest Night has been interesting so far but there needs to be a break to let readers catch their breath and for the characters to grow in their own stories.

For those who aren't up to speed on the DC Universe goings on of the past few years, here’s a quick recap:


Identity Crisis (2004)
Written by Brad Metlzer, Art by Rags Morales & Michael Blair

This was probably the most low-key saga of late but it packed such an emotional punch that it’s a must-read for any DCU fan. The murder of the wife of Elongated Man, one of DC’s more minor heroes, opens a can of worms that threatens the Justice League and how heroes operate in society. This series shows the ramifications for the loved ones of those who put on a mask.

While there is no 'Earth in peril' storyline here, it sets up the mistrust between the superheroes that will leave them vulnerable for attack later. Identity Crisis features some genuinely dramatic and shocking moments including the rape of one character and the murder of another’s father.






Infinite Crisis (2005)
Written by Geoff Johns, Art by Phil Jimenez, George PĂ©rez, Ivan Reis & Jerry Ordway

A sequel to the 1985 Crisis On Infinite Earths (COIE), this story brought the multi-universe saga to a close. Nightwing is an unlikely focus for part of this story as he has ties to almost every group and generation of heroes in DC. There are rumours that he was due to be killed off in this story but thankfully he survived and in his place another major character dies saving the universe. Infinite Crisis also marks the return of Superboy Prime and Alexander Luther who have been plotting for the past 20 years while trapped in limbo.

This story isn’t nearly as complicated as the original COIE and it’s all the better for it. It takes what is almost a throwaway panel in the original, Luthor, Superboy Prime, Earth-2’s Lois Lane and Superman entering a paradise limbo, and makes it the basis for the former two’s aggravation – They’re forced to watch everyone else get on with their lives while being trapped forever.

Infinite Crisis also ends with its three main characters – Superman, Batman and Wonder Woman taking a year off from superhero activities, leaving the DCU in the hands of the next generation. This break refreshed them somewhat, however, we went straight into 52 and One Year Later.

Final Crisis (2008)
Written by Grant Morrison, Art by J. G. Jones, Carlos Pacheco, Marco Rudy & Doug Mahnke

The planet is conquered by Darkseid and we need the Scarlet Speedster Barry Allen to return from the dead to save us. This crossover involves almost every hero and villain on Earth and one of the cornerstones of the DCU meets their apparent demise.

This series is notable for the aforementioned return and death of two major characters. This is the last chapter in the Crisis sagas, hence ‘Final’ but less than 12 months after it finished up we went straight into…





Blackest Night (2009)
Written by Geoff Johns, Art by Ivan Reis

This series is ongoing so it may be best to reserve judgement until it’s finished, but it’s an interesting premise. So many characters have died and been resurrected over the years that it was only a matter of time before the revolving door into the afterlife was taken advantage of by a villain. Throughout the universe, Black Power rings, similar to those of the Green Lantern Corps are bringing the dead back to life and those who’ve come back are keen to cause some mischief.

Some old faces return and several minor characters are killed and subsequently resurrected as evil Black Lanterns. It brings together all of the various groups in the emotional spectrum to battle the Black Lanterns. So far it has balanced the threat with emotional drama with heroes forced to fight their deceased comrades.


So what can be done?

Depending, of course, on how Blackest Night finishes up, DC writers need to work on letting the characters chill out for six months. I’m not saying have The Flash on holiday in Skegness, but just have some singular storylines. They could even have each of the characters dealing with the aftermath of several years of being under threat. Constantly having your existence in danger of being wiped out would take its toll on the best of us.


What do you think DC should do to refresh its storylines without resorting to another crisis?